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<i>Guys Guys, we're doing a video
for Cliff and Cydney.</i>

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<i>What you wanna say?</i>

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<i>First the big studio sale,</i>

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<i>now the big wedding.</i>

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<i>M.V.P. year for our boy Clifford.</i>

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<i>I fucking hate you, Anderson!</i>

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<i>Hey, when you're all famous,</i>

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<i>don't forget your crew
from film school?</i>

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<i>Boys in the Wood Hood!</i>

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<i>You dance with who brung ya, Cliff,
you dance with who brung ya.</i>

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<i>I mean, we wouldn't be here tonight
if it wasn't me.</i>

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<i>I mean, I brought her
to that Black Eyed Peas concert.</i>

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<i>I introduced them, I mean,</i>

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<i>basically hooked them up.</i>

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<i>One.</i>

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<i>Two.</i>

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<i>Two and a half.</i>

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<i>Three!</i>

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<i>And when he was ready
to propose, finally,</i>

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<i>I was the one that he practiced on
to get it right.</i>

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<i>So you gonna fuck him tonight, Rita?</i>

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<i>I already did.</i>

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<i>Can you...</i>

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<i>Can you give me that, please?</i>

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<i>Tommy!</i>

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<i>My little brother getting married
before me?</i>

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<i>Yeah, I wonder why? Come on,
your armpit smells like ass, ok?</i>

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<i>I will kill you.
Let the fuck up!</i>

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<i>I came all the way from Michigan
to do this one more time.</i>

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<i>How does that feel?</i>

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<i>Some of our friends did
The Kalalau Trail last year</i>

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<i>and came back with
the most amazing pictures,</i>

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<i>So they're going to Maui, right?</i>

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<i>Kauai, the last island. Five here</i>

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<i>Right there, number 5.
One, two, three, four, five, right there.</i>

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<i>It's called A dollar dance.</i>

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<i>In 1967, it was a dollar dance.</i>

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<i>Please, get a fifty.
Get out of there.</i>

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<i>I want you guys, to know
how much I love you. I adore you.</i>

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<i>And I hope you'll have the best time
on your honeymoon.</i>

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<i>And, make it something to remember.</i>

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<i>Love you guys.</i>

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<i>I think they just wanted to start off their
lives together with some kind of adventure.</i>

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<i>The red dot.
Oh, there's a red dot, does nothing.</i>

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Are you comfortable?

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Cut the camera.

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Can I ask you a question,
Mr. Cliff Anderson,

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Yes.
Of Venice Beach, California?

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Yes, Mrs. Cydney Anderson,

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formally Miss Cydney Carswell
of Pacific Palisades, California.

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How did you get this scar?

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Oh, my God, I can't believe
I didn't notice it before!

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It's long story

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and it involves...

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homeland Security.

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It's not funny and me

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being unexpectedly pressed into
service as a deputy air marshal.

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And I don't really wanna talk about it.

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Try again.
A little less grandiose, thank you.

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My brother,

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hit me with his skateboard
when I was nine.

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Hey, which brother is this?

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That'd be Tommy.
The dick from Michigan.

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I thought he said Maryland
at the wedding.

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Excuse me,

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but whose brother is this?

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I'm so sorry,

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he's got like 16 brothers. ok?

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All right, Tommy from Michigan
A new wife should know these things.

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Christ! Are you insane?

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It's a rental.

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Mrs. Cydney Anderson,

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Mrs. Cydney Anderson No!
Mrs. Cydney Anderson.

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Listen, you know, it's like writing
checks in January,

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I know I'm gonna blow it.

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Yeah, keep practicing.

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Get back in here, my God!

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I've never seen
so many shades of green!

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Hey, hey, get a picture of me.

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Hey, hey!

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Stop it.

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Look, look!

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Hey, hey. Look, look!
Trekkers.

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Hi!
Hi!

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Hey!

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I'm gonna do that!

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Kalalau! That trail right down there!

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Did it myself, back in the day.

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I'll show you what it's all for.

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The most gorgeous dead-end
God ever made!

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You know, like drop me off right here.
Forget the hike.

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There's only two ways in
and out, Cydney.

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By foot or by kayak.

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But that's what makes it so special.

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Yeah, beautiful it is, brother.

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How many days you allow?

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One day in, one day at the beach
and another day back.

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Common mistake.

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Why, you think I need more?

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I don't know if you'll need more,
but you'll sure want more.

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As long as all your permits
are updated so...

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Yeah, yeah. See.

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Ok. Yeah.

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Because the rangers do get out
and work the trail.

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So you want to keep these close, Cliff.

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All right.
And these.

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Did you miss me?

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No, three days sounds plenty to me.

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Oh man.

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Nine whole minutes.

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Do you realize,

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that's the longest we've been
apart since we got married?

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You must have missed me
something awful.

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It's 11.5 miles each way, right?

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Each way.

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Tell me you miss me.
What?

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I'll give you a B.J. in the car.

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Ok.

119
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Another one!

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Anyways,

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check this out Cliff.

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Now, you're gonna cross over
five valleys,

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Each time you do, you're gonna gain
or lose a 1,000 feet of elevation.

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That's the killer.

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I missed you too, baby.
What?

126
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Oh, did you go somewhere?

127
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You are so bad.

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$475.35.

129
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All right.

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Yeah, I know, it looks like
I robbed a bank.

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It's our wedding haul.

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Wassup? Wassup?

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Scully.

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Howzit, baby boy?
It's good to be home.

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Glad see back.
Nowhere near Honolulu, were you?

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No, on the other side.
Waves was junk for three days.

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No bettah over here.

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Why, what's the stink in Lulu?

139
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Maybe nuff for now.

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Wanna help these two out to their car?

141
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Yeah. I'll just dump my gear
and be right with them.

142
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Boy's gonna help you with your bags.

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Aloha!
Aloha!

144
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Get an early start, brother.

145
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Yeah, I will.
Aloha!

146
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Aloha.

147
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Aloha.

148
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I love our new life.

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What are you doing?

150
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It's Hawaii!

151
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Just because we're in Hawaii we're
gonna do things we don't normally do?

152
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Like pick up hitchhikers?

153
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Come on, nothing bad ever happens
in Hawaii, right?

154
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Mahalo!

155
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Aloha!

156
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So, how far are you going?

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Lumahai Beach.

158
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Lumahai Lumahai.
I don't think we know that area.

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It's about 10 miles ahead,

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right on this road.

161
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Right by where the big trail is.

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You know that trail?

163
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Yeah, the big trail.

164
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But... we're not going that far, so...

165
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So how far do you go?

166
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Just up the road a bit.

167
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So if you guys, you know,
stay here for five more minutes,

168
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I'm sure someone else
will come along who...

169
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We was waiting for, like,
an hour before you stopped.

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Maybe more.

171
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Shit, thought this was Hawaii!

172
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Sorry.

173
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Come on.

174
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Hey.

175
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You guys, married?

176
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Yeah. Yeah, we just got married.

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Hold this.

178
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Some of these pictures totally suck.

179
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It's one of those cameras you chuck.

180
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This one is a good one.
Hey Cleo, what are you doing?

181
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These people wanna see less of us.
Not more.

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Here it is.

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That's us doing the deed on Oahu.

184
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We just woke up one morning
and decided to get married.

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Pretty, isn't it?

186
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Yeah, it's lovely. It's a...

187
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Is this in a grocery store?
Paula's Market.

188
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They do it up real nice for you.

189
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Yeah, yeah here is an onion.

190
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Yeah. The produce manager
took that picture.

191
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I know it sounds kinda tacky
but it's...

192
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pretty frigging, pretty when
they added all the little,

193
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radishes in their own stuff.

194
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All right, that's bizzare.

195
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Hey baby, look at Kale
and Cleo getting married on Oahu.

196
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Yeah, suitable for framing.

197
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You know what?
We'll just drive you there.

198
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10 miles, I mean, listen...

199
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Could have been there by now.

200
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Maybe next time?

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Kale, don't be that way.

202
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Baby, come on.

203
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Come on guys, you don't have
to make this a bigger deal.

204
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Cleo, get the fuck out
of this man's ride.

205
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I think we handled that really well.

206
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Up there!
Go!

207
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Kalalau Trail!

208
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That's good.

209
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How do I look?

210
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Well, I was just
pointing and shooting.

211
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These new things have
too many buttons for me.

212
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Yeah, that's what you get for
buying top of the line.

213
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I might have to...

214
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break down, actually,
read the manual someday.

215
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I'd love to see that.
Thanks.

216
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Ok.

217
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I guess, everybody else did it.

218
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Did they really?

219
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Show it no fear!

220
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Do you think the rest of it kinda
washed away or something?

221
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Ok, watch me!

222
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,826
Keep your eyes down, your speed up.

223
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Avoid those green rocks

224
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:23,531
And just be fearless.

225
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He made that look easy!

226
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Yeah, but he's not wearing whole
camping store on his back.

227
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All right.

228
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World record, baby!
Ok, ok.

229
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Oh, my God!
Careful!

230
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Got it. Ok.

231
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Well, thank you.

232
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You did great!

233
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Come on, baby, you can do it.

234
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:07,775
Outstanding!

235
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Did I almost just die right there?

236
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,778
Come here, come here, come here.

237
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,320
Are you ok?

238
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Yeah.

239
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:16,922
I was doing so well I thought.

240
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Oh, my God!

241
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,281
What's your name?

242
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:26,385
Have we met before?

243
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:27,127
Because...

244
00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:30,856
when I first saw you guys,
I was feeling a little déjà-vu.

245
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No, no. Nowhere, I remember Nick.

246
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,145
But that face...

247
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Are you an actor?

248
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:40,815
No, no, no.

249
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Haven't seen you on TV?

250
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,620
No such luck, you know?

251
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,098
Actually, Cliff is a screenplay writer,

252
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he's very sought after all, the big movie
studios want him to do their projects.

253
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,662
Knew I smelled fame
and fortune on you!

254
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,173
A screenplay writer?

255
00:15:55,298 --> 00:15:56,790
We just say screen, screenwriter.

256
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,117
Any movies I might know?

257
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,587
Actually my...

258
00:16:01,112 --> 00:16:01,820
My...

259
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,090
first script is
in pre-production right now.

260
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,259
So if you ask me again
same time next year,

261
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,579
Who's in it?

262
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,232
Still trying to figure that out.
Still casting up.

263
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,767
Well, Nick Cage is always
money in my book.

264
00:16:15,951 --> 00:16:18,679
I like how he gets all intense
right at the end of the sentence!

265
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,241
So you got a...

266
00:16:20,266 --> 00:16:21,266
good Act Two twist?

267
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,026
Yeah. It's...
Yeah?

268
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,537
Are you in the business, Nick?

269
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,280
Me? No, no, no!

270
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,781
I just took some course

271
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,475
one of those writing boot camps.

272
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,411
I had so many ass-puckering
experiences in life.

273
00:16:34,495 --> 00:16:35,424
I figure hell,

274
00:16:35,449 --> 00:16:37,772
I'll just throw it down on paper,

275
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,557
make myself a million bucks.

276
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,426
Yeah, it's not that easy, is it?

277
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:44,513
I liked it all except the paperwork.

278
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,057
You know, actually making pages is just...

279
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:48,943
But I got the basics down.

280
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,345
Three acts, hero with a journey,

281
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,230
red snappers, all that shit.

282
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:55,974
Red snappers?
Yeah!

283
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,269
You know, you bring in a character
just to fuck the audience.

284
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,729
You try to throw them off-track by

285
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,541
It's a herring, it's a red herring.

286
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,877
I'm pretty sure it's snapper.

287
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:08,546
Excuse me,
while I shake the bush here.

288
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,824
So you're like halfway to famous, Cliff?

289
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,118
Pretty much.
That's outstanding!

290
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:18,330
Yeah, there's a whole big crew
getting ready up in Vancouver.

291
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,232
Building sets and stuff.

292
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,732
But they're there,

293
00:17:22,257 --> 00:17:23,368
you're here?

294
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:26,764
Yeah. Yeah, it's...

295
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:30,492
It's hard to explain but
they brought in another guy to do a...

296
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:32,190
A quick rewrite, so.

297
00:17:32,415 --> 00:17:33,661
On your story?

298
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,404
Yeah, just a two-week punch-up.

299
00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:36,685
It's. It's common.

300
00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:38,483
Yeah. And how long ago was this?

301
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,480
Nine weeks. Yeah.

302
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,108
Oh, no, that's fucked up!

303
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,469
That's your vision, Cliff!
That's your baby!

304
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,561
You can't let them get away
with that shit.

305
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,072
He's got these agents,

306
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,075
and they don't do, I mean,
they don't fight for him or anything.

307
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,577
And I was just telling Cliff the other day...

308
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,037
Not that, me isn't my favorite subject.

309
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,206
But maybe we could talk
about something else for awhile.

310
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:02,405
Well..

311
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,675
I'll leave you with one
last pearl of wisdom.

312
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:05,874
Get new agent?

313
00:18:06,199 --> 00:18:07,712
You get new story.

314
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,201
I got it! I got it!

315
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:13,476
What?

316
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:14,336
Me too.

317
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:15,661
I have one.

318
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,556
No. Wait a minute.
What shall we do?

319
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:18,599
Should we go up or
should we just go back to town?

320
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,934
I don't know.
This must be the best service ever.

321
00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:21,894
I don't care.

322
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,622
Did you hear about Oahu?

323
00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:24,447
What happened there?

324
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:25,439
What?
What happened?

325
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,649
Well, my dad just called from K.C.K.

326
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,194
Reception's like major shit out here,

327
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,947
but he said something about
some murders.

328
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,352
Still there's no reception.

329
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:39,828
Flat line?

330
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,997
Coming in and out.
Mostly out.

331
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:43,957
Wait!
Is this in Honolulu?

332
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,667
Dad wants us to leave.

333
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,128
I think he's in major
over reaction mode, ok?

334
00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:50,422
Some newlyweds was killed.
Some more of it he said.

335
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:51,999
That's what happened. So.
Yeah!

336
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,800
That's awful!

337
00:18:54,151 --> 00:18:56,712
You know, we were just there.
Like, the day before yesterday.

338
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:59,348
We've been planning this for like,
five and half months.

339
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,517
Does he not even know
it's a different island?

340
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,519
What. What. What did your dad say?

341
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,088
I mean, do they know who did it?
Do they know anything?

342
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,690
He says that they are looking
for two people,

343
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,859
a man and a woman.
That's all I got.

344
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:12,528
It's like that movie?

345
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,888
It's... Natural Born Killers.

346
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,708
Oh, my God! That movie like,
totally freaked me out.

347
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,860
But when his head was doing that thing?
Majorly!

348
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:23,781
Well, what do you think?

349
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,717
I mean, that's Oahu, not here.

350
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:29,603
Speak now or forever hold your peace.

351
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,634
Hey. I mean, it's our honeymoon, right?

352
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:38,679
Why don't you guys come with us?
We're going all the way to Kalalau Beach.

353
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,980
All the way to the end.

354
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:43,817
Wait! You guys are like, newlyweds?

355
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,478
Yeah.

356
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,192
Have a swell honeymoon!

357
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,186
Wait! Stop!

358
00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:08,484
Well, my exit here.

359
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,054
Be safe.

360
00:20:10,579 --> 00:20:12,212
Some hard yards ahead.

361
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:14,297
Are you?

362
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:17,351
Are you camping over at Secret Falls?

363
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,380
I read all about it in the guide book.

364
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,017
Yeah, just for the day.

365
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:27,403
I had to run back to the truck
for a little butane.

366
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,206
Well, how close is it?

367
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:34,026
It's like everything else in Hawaii,
as close as faraway gets.

368
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:36,612
Oh, baby, it's sound so romantic?

369
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,864
Yeah, but I'd like to get
to the beach before the sunset.

370
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,350
But it's only, like, what?
A mile or something?

371
00:20:41,492 --> 00:20:44,353
Honey, come on.
Maybe we'd give the man his privacy.

372
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,065
Don't matter to me.
Plenty of Eden to go around.

373
00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,426
What?

374
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,551
Nothing.

375
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:03,948
One mile?

376
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,484
What? Serious?

377
00:21:07,209 --> 00:21:08,209
Cool!

378
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,853
Hey, wait up!

379
00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:42,677
Well...

380
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,272
I do believe she's clotheless.

381
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,351
Hi there, stranger.

382
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,062
I do believe he is too.

383
00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:02,181
This is Gina!

384
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,317
Did he mention Gina before?

385
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,088
The crazy ass love
of my crazy ass life.

386
00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:11,416
He has now.

387
00:22:12,241 --> 00:22:13,333
Ok, so...

388
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,245
They're like a couple?

389
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,867
You all coming in or what?

390
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:25,262
Baby, are we going in or what?

391
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:27,147
Yeah, wait a minute.
Let me...

392
00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:29,141
see if I can get some receptions.

393
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:31,852
Ok.

394
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,068
That's nice!

395
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:52,956
I hope we are not...

396
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:54,493
intruding on your...

397
00:22:54,718 --> 00:22:56,193
your own private paradise here?

398
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,845
Well, forget it!

399
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,497
Nicko's always bringing home strays.

400
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:03,743
Mrs. Cydney Anderson.

401
00:23:03,868 --> 00:23:05,076
We're newlyweds.

402
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:06,696
Miss Gina Scruggs.

403
00:23:07,121 --> 00:23:08,271
We're not.

404
00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:20,484
You're so dead!

405
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,549
Here we go Come on!

406
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:51,607
Thursday on Oahu,

407
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:55,336
possibly Mainlanders
on their honeymoon.

408
00:23:57,688 --> 00:23:59,815
Teeth and fingerprints removed.

409
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:01,900
There are reason to believe,

410
00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:05,654
killers may have jumped islands
to Kauai.

411
00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:12,786
Are you shitting me?

412
00:24:12,811 --> 00:24:14,871
No. This girls on the trail told us.

413
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,625
I feel like, maybe
we even saw something?

414
00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,861
They know who it was did the killing?

415
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:22,913
No. I don't think so.

416
00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:36,894
Security cameras release photo
of suspects.

417
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:48,330
You know what I heard?

418
00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:51,417
A few people die out here every year.

419
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,994
They just stand under a waterfall,

420
00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:55,621
get hit by some falling rock or,

421
00:24:55,774 --> 00:24:58,927
Maybe they just slip
and go right on over

422
00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:00,117
and vanish.

423
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:04,396
Who knows how?
Or even why?

424
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:06,832
Could be the wages of your sin.

425
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,321
How you doing, Hot Wheels?

426
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,041
I'm good.

427
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,237
That's two lies in one day.

428
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:22,373
Comes natural to you, don't it?

429
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,102
Are you following us, Kale?

430
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,699
You know, it ain't the fact
that you deceived us.

431
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:35,377
Every man's got a pack
of lies in his mind.

432
00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:37,688
It's that you thought,

433
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:39,965
we were foolish enough to buy it.

434
00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:44,720
I'm sorry, I don't...
What do you think anyway?

435
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:48,107
Just 'coz we choose to look
a certain way, that makes us, what?

436
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:49,918
Desperados?

437
00:25:50,343 --> 00:25:51,676
No. I don't think...

438
00:25:51,677 --> 00:25:54,872
Jesus, man! You know, sometimes
it feels like the whole world's just...

439
00:25:55,806 --> 00:25:57,508
spitting in my face.

440
00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:02,446
Excuse me.

441
00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:05,283
Look.

442
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,594
I thought you said
you were going to Lumahai Beach?

443
00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:10,269
Going to that area.

444
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,071
That's what we said.

445
00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:15,000
Well, you didn't say
you were doing the trail, so...

446
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:16,669
Neither did you.

447
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,989
Look, we offered you a ride,

448
00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:22,549
you didn't want it,
you didn't take it.

449
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:26,220
So, I don't really understand
what the issue is between us.

450
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:28,564
Kale.

451
00:26:34,011 --> 00:26:35,713
Joy and happiness here?

452
00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:38,374
Yeah, I think we're good.

453
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:41,602
Outstanding!

454
00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:45,839
So how far you going, Hot Wheels?

455
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,216
Playing it by ear.

456
00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:49,036
You?

457
00:26:49,361 --> 00:26:50,719
Maybe the next beach...

458
00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:52,892
kind of...
What's it called?

459
00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:54,214
Hanakapiai.

460
00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:56,709
That one, yeah.
Maybe there, maybe further.

461
00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:58,677
You need permits to go farther.

462
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,209
You shoulda just given us a ride, man.

463
00:27:07,085 --> 00:27:08,085
Come on.

464
00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:21,058
So after a $45 taxi ride,

465
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:23,227
we wind up at the Ocean View Hotel.

466
00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:24,920
Sounds nice, doesn't it?

467
00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:27,147
The problem is it didn't actually had,

468
00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,733
an ocean view since 1987,

469
00:27:29,775 --> 00:27:32,402
when all these high-rises
went up across the street.

470
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:36,056
Jesus! Their ads like
Oh, Waikiki is so great!

471
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,242
Honestly, was dancing
on my last nerve.

472
00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:46,583
Are are we ok?
Yeah.

473
00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:47,876
Let's keep an eye on our time, ok?

474
00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:50,128
Yeah, but do those packs belong
to who I think they belong,

475
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:52,172
Yeah, they said they were doing
the trail all along.

476
00:27:52,214 --> 00:27:53,590
I don't know, maybe they were.

477
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:56,243
Shit, it's 1:30 already.
Come on, let's go!

478
00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:01,730
Baby, you wanna break this down?

479
00:28:01,855 --> 00:28:03,708
We should be clack-a-lacking, too.

480
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:06,095
Okey-dokey.
Thank you.

481
00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:10,157
So, you guys don't mind if we tag along?

482
00:28:10,524 --> 00:28:12,551
I mean, we're all going
to the same place.

483
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:15,004
Yeah, it's fine with me.

484
00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:18,290
Yeah, are you kidding?

485
00:28:21,118 --> 00:28:22,411
Did you take the permits?

486
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:24,037
No. I didn't touch them.

487
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:26,131
Well, they were right here
in this brochure

488
00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:29,751
Did you leave them at the store?

489
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:32,462
No! I'm pretty sure I put it.

490
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:33,747
No, I'm positive that I put...

491
00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:35,149
Shit!

492
00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:02,551
While we're still young, Cliff!

493
00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:05,187
Yeah, one sec!

494
00:29:13,545 --> 00:29:14,863
We leave no man behind.

495
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:16,573
Let's do some hard yards.

496
00:29:34,191 --> 00:29:36,718
Guess you can't have rainbows
without a little rain.

497
00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:38,095
Right?

498
00:29:48,831 --> 00:29:51,859
You hear that,
Cliff here's a big screenplay writer?

499
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:54,322
You write for the movies?

500
00:29:54,847 --> 00:29:56,537
Well, whoopty-tah!

501
00:29:57,047 --> 00:29:58,006
Yeah, we say screenwriter.

502
00:29:58,048 --> 00:29:59,850
He's on the prowl for a new story.
Sorry.

503
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,301
You know, I could tell you shit

504
00:30:01,343 --> 00:30:03,178
you ain't seen in no
Hollywood movie before.

505
00:30:03,262 --> 00:30:04,689
You watch yourself now.

506
00:30:05,414 --> 00:30:06,122
What?

507
00:30:06,348 --> 00:30:07,958
What what?
You know what!

508
00:30:08,225 --> 00:30:11,554
Maybe Cliff here can change
the names to protect the guilty.

509
00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:13,931
You guys do that in movies, right?
Yeah.

510
00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:16,383
You know Johnny Depp?
He knows Nick Cage.

511
00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:17,985
Can you see him playing me
in some movie?

512
00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:19,573
Baby, you know Nick Cage?

513
00:30:19,597 --> 00:30:21,296
Yeah. Yeah, I do now.

514
00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:24,616
Now, see me myself,
I like that Johnny Depp better.

515
00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:26,986
I mean, he's just... dreamy.

516
00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:28,954
I mean, the way he looks at you.

517
00:30:29,037 --> 00:30:30,038
Jesus Christ!

518
00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:32,499
Honey, it all starts with story.

519
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,310
Am I right, Cliff?
Yeah.

520
00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:36,712
You know, I once made a surprise visit

521
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:39,298
to a certain dictator's palace
on the Tigris River.

522
00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:40,783
Newly evacuated.

523
00:30:41,008 --> 00:30:43,719
Still smell the Havana tobacco
hanging in the air.

524
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:45,888
We were tasked with finding
perishable intel

525
00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:47,514
computer disks, shit like that.

526
00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:48,908
But in the master bathroom...

527
00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:51,226
about the size of fucking Ethiopia,

528
00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:53,929
by the way, these golden dolphins
for faucets.

529
00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,732
There was this lock box bolted
to the floor.

530
00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:58,942
Had his initials engraved on top.

531
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,819
We started beating on that fucking lock.

532
00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:02,663
Wait Iraq?
You were in Iraq?

533
00:31:02,946 --> 00:31:04,014
Yeah, first in.

534
00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:05,898
Me and my wolf pack.

535
00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:08,452
Fuck those pictures you saw
about the 4th Infantry.

536
00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:09,503
That was later.

537
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,755
What I'm giving you now
is God's Real Shit.

538
00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:14,441
He's not supposed to be talking
about this stuff.

539
00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:15,376
So...

540
00:31:16,501 --> 00:31:17,652
inside this box,

541
00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:19,555
I figure maybe cash,

542
00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:22,224
a set of pearl handled pistolas.

543
00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:26,078
Hell, maybe some damn
fine Presidential-grade hashish.

544
00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:29,389
We finally burned it open
with 50-grain det-cord.

545
00:31:29,598 --> 00:31:31,725
It's a handy tool, det-cord.
Yeah?

546
00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:33,569
Wrap it around a tree three feet thick,

547
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:36,104
drop it across the trail
when someone's hot on your ass.

548
00:31:36,146 --> 00:31:36,920
Remember that trick.

549
00:31:36,944 --> 00:31:37,555
Yeah.

550
00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:40,317
Yeah Det cord.
It's a nice detail.

551
00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:41,944
You gotta get the details right, Cliff.

552
00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:44,722
Otherwise, you're just making
another big crap-tastic movie.

553
00:31:45,364 --> 00:31:47,658
So, we open this thing,
what do we find?

554
00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:49,034
What do we found?
What do we found?

555
00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:50,744
Iron Man. Avengers.

556
00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,579
The dude was a Silver Age Marvel freak.

557
00:31:52,663 --> 00:31:55,190
And you know, what he had most of?
In his own personal stash?

558
00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:57,042
I don't know, Nick.
I wasn't there.

559
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,710
Sub-Mariner.
What?

560
00:31:58,752 --> 00:31:59,753
All in French for some reason.

561
00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:02,214
Namor, Prince of the Deep?
Why the Sub-Mariner's?

562
00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:04,592
Isn't that like one of the shit titles?
One theory?

563
00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:07,302
Tug-job material.

564
00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:10,097
Mr. President had a thing
for French speaking fellahs

565
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:11,774
little Speedos and big spears.

566
00:32:12,224 --> 00:32:13,292
One theory.

567
00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:18,581
So

568
00:32:20,148 --> 00:32:22,376
You were like, Special Ops?

569
00:32:23,402 --> 00:32:25,296
Or the Seals, Rangers?

570
00:32:28,115 --> 00:32:31,160
Officially, I'm only allowed
to say that I've been a sworn officer

571
00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:34,037
participating in the tactical phase
of certain missions

572
00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:35,664
that would make most men wanna

573
00:32:35,747 --> 00:32:38,092
crawl up and hide inside
their own assholes.

574
00:32:38,876 --> 00:32:40,570
And unofficially?

575
00:32:42,254 --> 00:32:44,148
I'm a goddamn American Jedi!

576
00:32:46,258 --> 00:32:48,386
Possible Title number one, by the way.

577
00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:54,366
You see this?

578
00:32:58,979 --> 00:33:00,923
Took frag from a bouncing betty.

579
00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:02,825
It's anti-personnel mine.

580
00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:06,337
Caved in the back of my fucking head!

581
00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:12,935
Medivacked out to Germany,
got my skull rebuilt with a...

582
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:14,612
space-age titanium.

583
00:33:15,162 --> 00:33:17,581
I can't go through a metal detector
without ringing cherries.

584
00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:18,790
But that's cool.

585
00:33:18,832 --> 00:33:21,468
Let's me travel with Gilligan
just about wherever I want.

586
00:33:22,294 --> 00:33:23,337
Gilligan?

587
00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:25,962
It's a...

588
00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:30,494
My little buddy.

589
00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:36,817
That's some toothpick.

590
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,419
Here's the kicker though.

591
00:33:39,186 --> 00:33:40,779
When I took that shrapnel...

592
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,598
I never felt it.

593
00:33:43,148 --> 00:33:44,733
I mean, I felt the impact,

594
00:33:44,775 --> 00:33:47,636
and felt my backside go all wet.
But no real pain.

595
00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:50,614
Now, maybe I don't
recall events in full

596
00:33:50,656 --> 00:33:53,450
they did scoop out
a little Grey Spam back there but,

597
00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:54,743
get this.

598
00:33:55,285 --> 00:33:57,663
My wolf pack, they will swear,

599
00:33:57,704 --> 00:34:00,040
that I was ambulatory
for more than 17 minutes,

600
00:34:00,082 --> 00:34:02,167
before they forced me to lie down.

601
00:34:02,251 --> 00:34:03,252
Tackled me!

602
00:34:03,377 --> 00:34:06,205
And even then, I was looking
to monkey-fuck a Marlboro Light.

603
00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:10,276
There is no nerve endings
in the brain, Cliff.

604
00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:13,287
Remember that,

605
00:34:14,112 --> 00:34:15,171
when you write the scene.

606
00:34:16,265 --> 00:34:17,718
Yeah. There's some...

607
00:34:18,243 --> 00:34:19,559
really good details there.

608
00:34:20,644 --> 00:34:22,980
Yeah, he is really hard to kill.

609
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:41,123
Hey, y'all make it to the beach?

610
00:34:41,206 --> 00:34:42,958
Yeah, it's great.
Just keep going.

611
00:34:49,548 --> 00:34:51,633
You seen any rangers up ahead?
Not that I saw.

612
00:34:51,717 --> 00:34:54,344
It's only like three miles to the beach?
We hope?

613
00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:55,168
Yeah but,

614
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,138
lots of twists and turns ahead.

615
00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:03,813
Hey, the further we go,
the fewer people on the trail.

616
00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:06,323
And your point is?

617
00:35:12,029 --> 00:35:14,465
Get back there.
Pretend you gotta pee.

618
00:35:15,808 --> 00:35:17,001
Pretend?

619
00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:25,075
The cops in Honolulu released
a photo of the killers.

620
00:35:25,984 --> 00:35:28,229
Apparently they didn't know
they were on camera.

621
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,603
Shit!
What?

622
00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:44,584
It could be anybody.

623
00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:46,412
Are you sure about that?

624
00:35:47,523 --> 00:35:48,833
They don't look familiar to you?

625
00:35:51,485 --> 00:35:53,220
Y'all good or what?

626
00:35:53,570 --> 00:35:55,205
I'm having a bathroom break.

627
00:35:57,082 --> 00:35:58,922
You're freaking me out.

628
00:35:59,247 --> 00:36:00,802
It could be anybody.

629
00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:03,247
What?

630
00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:05,332
I mean, what do we really
know about these people?

631
00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:07,000
Aside from him and his stories?

632
00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:10,420
Which, I might add, are starting to
sound more and more bullshitty to me.

633
00:36:10,504 --> 00:36:12,331
Next thing we're gonna find out
he's got the heart of a...

634
00:36:12,673 --> 00:36:14,132
baboon or something.

635
00:36:14,299 --> 00:36:15,676
I think, he's just trying to impress.

636
00:36:15,717 --> 00:36:17,553
I mean, he's thinking
you're gonna write him

637
00:36:17,636 --> 00:36:19,463
a movie about his life or something.

638
00:36:20,514 --> 00:36:22,316
What do we know?

639
00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:25,443
Well, she's from Savannah,

640
00:36:25,668 --> 00:36:27,295
her father's a controlling
military shit.

641
00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:29,398
She rebelled, she met Nick
in South Carolina,

642
00:36:29,439 --> 00:36:30,858
but he reminded her
too much of Daddy.

643
00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:33,026
He chased her until finally
giving up and moving on,

644
00:36:33,068 --> 00:36:34,903
that's when she got interested in him,
of course.

645
00:36:34,987 --> 00:36:36,155
It's their first time in Hawaii.

646
00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:37,948
They thought Waikiki was
a little Las Vegas,

647
00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:39,667
but they love it here on Kauai.

648
00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:41,769
Girls talk.

649
00:36:45,664 --> 00:36:47,366
So they were on Oahu, too.

650
00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:52,130
I guess they were.

651
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:08,095
Interesting guy, Cliff.

652
00:37:09,104 --> 00:37:10,105
Yeah.

653
00:37:10,439 --> 00:37:13,684
First man ever who wants to talk
while he's in the bathroom.

654
00:37:15,027 --> 00:37:16,562
What is going on back there?

655
00:37:19,156 --> 00:37:21,667
You keep shaking that bush
so we know you're there!

656
00:37:22,117 --> 00:37:24,044
Keep shaking that bush, Luke!

657
00:37:41,136 --> 00:37:43,997
Honey, we're supposed to be
on our honeymoon, ok?

658
00:37:44,306 --> 00:37:47,793
So slow down
that overactive brain of yours.

659
00:37:48,185 --> 00:37:50,204
Because I want to enjoy myself here.

660
00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:53,474
Babe, we're gonna be fine.

661
00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:09,540
Well, I guess the beach
will still be there tomorrow.

662
00:38:09,790 --> 00:38:11,625
Yeah and hope we are.

663
00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:21,426
All right,
we got macaroni and cheese

664
00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:25,189
with real imitation cheese.

665
00:38:25,889 --> 00:38:28,717
Honey, that's a vegetable dish where
I come from.

666
00:38:29,184 --> 00:38:30,377
What else you got?

667
00:38:30,727 --> 00:38:33,255
Vegetarian Corned Beef Hash?

668
00:38:33,939 --> 00:38:37,268
What's Vegetarian Corned Beef Hash?
That is suspicious.

669
00:38:37,818 --> 00:38:40,546
But, I might. I might dig into that...

670
00:38:41,321 --> 00:38:44,121
before eating Chicken
Omelette Surprise?

671
00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:45,592
Oh, what's bad about that?

672
00:38:45,717 --> 00:38:49,917
Well the surprise is that they're gonna
take the egg, out of the chicken,

673
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,375
whip it up, then put the chicken back
into the egg.

674
00:39:11,852 --> 00:39:12,937
It's good reflexes!

675
00:39:14,146 --> 00:39:15,264
For a writer!

676
00:39:22,821 --> 00:39:23,821
What?

677
00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:26,408
I love that stuff.

678
00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:48,930
What?

679
00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:50,857
What what?

680
00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:52,510
What do you mean, what what?

681
00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:53,952
What's everybody looking at?

682
00:39:55,479 --> 00:39:57,114
Whatever he's looking at.

683
00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:04,722
Probably just a goat.

684
00:40:05,113 --> 00:40:06,824
There's lot of them in these valleys.

685
00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:15,305
I haven't seen any goats.

686
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,725
I don't expect you would, Cliff.

687
00:40:18,877 --> 00:40:21,513
Your situational awareness kinda sucks.

688
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,048
That's not a knock.

689
00:40:23,465 --> 00:40:26,001
You're a screenwriter, I'm a Jedi.

690
00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:28,554
It's just the different paths we chose.

691
00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:32,007
Think they kill him first?

692
00:40:33,892 --> 00:40:35,911
Or he just drown in there?

693
00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:38,522
I always wonder.

694
00:40:40,215 --> 00:40:41,308
No, I'm good.

695
00:40:42,276 --> 00:40:44,420
Just so I know whether
or not to be offended,

696
00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:46,872
define situational awareness.

697
00:40:47,739 --> 00:40:50,267
What's the first thing you do
when you step onto to a plane?

698
00:40:50,826 --> 00:40:53,971
Maybe have a sip
of that fine champagne?

699
00:40:55,122 --> 00:40:56,924
You do fly First Class, right?

700
00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:00,378
I put away my shit like everyone else.

701
00:41:04,965 --> 00:41:07,676
Well, when I board a plane

702
00:41:07,759 --> 00:41:09,661
making my way back
to the cheap seats,

703
00:41:09,928 --> 00:41:11,346
I clock every door.

704
00:41:11,972 --> 00:41:14,933
I pace off the distance
between those exits and my seat.

705
00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:17,127
If that plane loses power on take-off,

706
00:41:17,352 --> 00:41:19,897
I can make egress in the dark,
totally blind.

707
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:23,108
If the aisle crowds up, I'm gonna
climb over the back of 36D,

708
00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:26,345
the guy with that shiny-ass toupee,
making over the wing exit.

709
00:41:26,653 --> 00:41:28,655
And I know the handle
swings down, not up.

710
00:41:28,697 --> 00:41:30,699
And I know the door swings in, not out.

711
00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:33,076
And I know all that inside of 30 seconds.

712
00:41:33,243 --> 00:41:35,162
Before they even pop
the cork for you up there in,

713
00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:37,689
Hollywood Class.

714
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:42,252
See, if you wait until
the emergency happens

715
00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:43,838
before you decide what to you do,

716
00:41:45,005 --> 00:41:46,240
you're already died.

717
00:41:50,385 --> 00:41:53,747
What chance do you've of that happen?
Happened in Sioux City.

718
00:41:54,014 --> 00:41:55,808
Sioux City?
DC-10.

719
00:41:56,558 --> 00:41:58,360
Rolled four times on landing.

720
00:41:59,061 --> 00:42:00,963
Wound up in a Iowa cornfield.

721
00:42:01,313 --> 00:42:02,823
112 people died.

722
00:42:03,148 --> 00:42:05,359
Yeah, I remember seeing that on T.V.

723
00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:06,266
Yeah.

724
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,311
I saw it from the inside.

725
00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:12,316
He is really hard to kill.

726
00:42:18,288 --> 00:42:19,381
Let's go.

727
00:42:22,626 --> 00:42:24,044
What are you gonna do
with that thing?

728
00:42:24,169 --> 00:42:25,169
Dinner.

729
00:42:26,060 --> 00:42:26,860
Come on!

730
00:42:26,972 --> 00:42:28,655
Dry underwear, but...

731
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,266
thanks though.

732
00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:33,888
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,

733
00:42:34,555 --> 00:42:35,660
Come on, kitty, kitty.

734
00:42:36,185 --> 00:42:37,206
Kitty, kitty.

735
00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:39,443
Excuse me?

736
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:42,229
Oh, it's no problem.

737
00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:45,349
You wanna stay in the kitchen
with the lady-folk, you stay.

738
00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:48,677
Oh, yeah, I'm an adult!

739
00:42:48,944 --> 00:42:51,238
So that kitty noise that, that...

740
00:42:51,321 --> 00:42:53,123
It's not don't work anymore.

741
00:43:14,511 --> 00:43:15,511
You know?

742
00:43:15,936 --> 00:43:17,480
It crossed my mind,

743
00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:20,793
that it crossed your mind,

744
00:43:21,418 --> 00:43:23,036
that we are the ones.

745
00:43:24,229 --> 00:43:25,347
Me and Gina.

746
00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:28,837
The ones who?

747
00:43:28,862 --> 00:43:30,468
It's ok, Cliff.

748
00:43:30,527 --> 00:43:33,046
That's your screenplay-writer mind
working it's magic,

749
00:43:33,071 --> 00:43:35,825
spinning shit every which way.
You gotta think like that.

750
00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:37,773
What?

751
00:43:38,698 --> 00:43:39,902
The killers?

752
00:43:40,204 --> 00:43:41,806
The Gruesome Twosome!

753
00:43:43,874 --> 00:43:45,467
Possible title number two.

754
00:43:46,335 --> 00:43:48,795
See now,
I think your mind's spinning Nick.

755
00:43:48,921 --> 00:43:51,381
So you think it's just coincidence
we were there at the same time.

756
00:43:51,465 --> 00:43:53,634
On Oahu?
Just like Cydney and I were there.

757
00:43:53,717 --> 00:43:55,886
Just lotta people on Oahu
when the murders happened.

758
00:43:55,928 --> 00:43:59,056
That's the way you look at it?
That's exactly how I look at it, Nick.

759
00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:00,265
Good.

760
00:44:02,184 --> 00:44:04,303
Though would make
a helluvan Act Two twist.

761
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,029
We're not really hunting
goats here, are we?

762
00:44:13,946 --> 00:44:14,946
No.

763
00:44:16,949 --> 00:44:19,927
Then mind telling me
what the hell are we doing out here?

764
00:44:20,494 --> 00:44:22,621
We got us a shadow.
Two of them.

765
00:44:22,704 --> 00:44:24,289
Haven't identified as hostile yet.

766
00:44:24,331 --> 00:44:26,917
But they passed by our camp,
doubled back for a second look.

767
00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:29,728
And then they took cover,
somewhere here.

768
00:44:31,255 --> 00:44:33,474
I know, you didn't see them.

769
00:44:34,258 --> 00:44:36,452
People from the falls?
This, someone else.

770
00:44:36,593 --> 00:44:38,428
All right, we'd get back to camp.
Come on!

771
00:44:38,470 --> 00:44:40,080
Gina could take care of herself.

772
00:44:41,265 --> 00:44:42,767
I was thinking about Cydney.

773
00:44:44,017 --> 00:44:45,819
Gina could take care of her, too.

774
00:44:46,812 --> 00:44:49,231
Are you just so fucking with me, Nick?

775
00:44:49,398 --> 00:44:52,476
If I was the killer,
I wouldn't stay on Oahu.

776
00:44:53,569 --> 00:44:54,795
I'd come right here.

777
00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:56,938
Wait.

778
00:44:59,158 --> 00:45:02,119
I'm, a little worried about Cliff.

779
00:45:03,579 --> 00:45:05,106
He's not really you know,

780
00:45:05,231 --> 00:45:06,856
the bow and arrow type.

781
00:45:06,915 --> 00:45:08,008
Oh, please.

782
00:45:08,584 --> 00:45:12,237
Boys are happiest when they're hunting
something they can't quite catch.

783
00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:14,077
Besides,

784
00:45:15,002 --> 00:45:16,941
gives us a little time together.

785
00:45:23,015 --> 00:45:25,009
No, dope's not really my thing.

786
00:45:28,854 --> 00:45:31,982
So what is your thing, Cydney?

787
00:45:32,065 --> 00:45:35,244
Because we really haven't heard yet.

788
00:45:36,612 --> 00:45:39,139
It could sound kinda boring to you.

789
00:45:39,573 --> 00:45:41,183
Oh, try me.

790
00:45:44,786 --> 00:45:45,786
Well,

791
00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:48,806
we've been working really
hard in getting pregnant.

792
00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:51,122
We're gonna have five kids,

793
00:45:51,147 --> 00:45:52,844
two boys and three girls and...

794
00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:57,700
They'll be beautiful beyond belief,
of course.

795
00:45:58,550 --> 00:46:01,895
We wanna get a place in the Palisades
close to one of the bluffs.

796
00:46:02,513 --> 00:46:05,113
Long walks in summertime and...

797
00:46:05,265 --> 00:46:07,267
watch all the boats come in.

798
00:46:07,851 --> 00:46:09,448
You know, I wanna just be...

799
00:46:10,473 --> 00:46:11,337
us.

800
00:46:11,396 --> 00:46:12,998
You know, our family.

801
00:46:13,732 --> 00:46:15,289
And you I guess you know,

802
00:46:15,313 --> 00:46:17,969
I'd just be happy being called Mom and...

803
00:46:19,071 --> 00:46:20,765
Mrs. Cydney Anderson.

804
00:46:23,659 --> 00:46:24,844
For a while.

805
00:46:27,746 --> 00:46:28,948
You know, there was this...

806
00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:32,551
preacher back in Georgia.

807
00:46:33,210 --> 00:46:36,810
And he used to tell all us kids
how we'd rot in hell,

808
00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:39,842
for having sex outside
the sanctity of marriage.

809
00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:41,102
And then one day,

810
00:46:41,327 --> 00:46:43,319
you know, blessings a little hard.

811
00:46:43,971 --> 00:46:47,441
His wife caught him out back
of the Waffle House with some hooker.

812
00:46:49,601 --> 00:46:51,495
A hooker with a really big dick.

813
00:46:54,565 --> 00:46:56,284
Yeah, so...

814
00:46:57,526 --> 00:47:00,320
Now when people wanna tell me

815
00:47:00,362 --> 00:47:03,807
how so fucking perfect their lives are.

816
00:47:06,285 --> 00:47:07,695
I don't believe them.

817
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,138
Nick!

818
00:47:56,126 --> 00:47:58,754
I do lie about my old life sometimes.

819
00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:00,036
You see,

820
00:48:00,061 --> 00:48:03,009
when my parents stopped scrapping
the crap out of each other and split up,

821
00:48:04,635 --> 00:48:07,888
they decided that they could have
two kids each.

822
00:48:08,055 --> 00:48:09,348
The problem was...

823
00:48:09,765 --> 00:48:11,183
there was five kids.

824
00:48:11,366 --> 00:48:15,830
So I did the, the foster-scare
thing for a while and...

825
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,525
That only lasted until
I met this guy named Rocky.

826
00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:21,568
He was couple of years older.

827
00:48:23,612 --> 00:48:24,603
And...

828
00:48:25,328 --> 00:48:28,728
it's so funny, everyone in the
neighborhood thought he was like this,

829
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,411
fine young gentleman, you know

830
00:48:31,453 --> 00:48:33,580
But I saw something different in him.

831
00:48:33,664 --> 00:48:35,491
Something risky.

832
00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:39,453
Something crooked or cool.

833
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,448
Didn't hurt that he had
his own truck, neither.

834
00:48:43,382 --> 00:48:44,475
He did.
Yeah.

835
00:48:45,676 --> 00:48:47,094
Wrong paint on one door.

836
00:48:47,135 --> 00:48:49,972
But damn, he had some
nice chrome wheels on it.

837
00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:51,690
Yeah, I know Rocky.

838
00:48:52,683 --> 00:48:54,777
Yeah, this one night, he....

839
00:48:55,519 --> 00:48:57,521
drove me on to the lake.

840
00:48:58,730 --> 00:49:01,258
And it was hot and raining.

841
00:49:01,608 --> 00:49:06,956
And I had the top button of my shorts
all undone for this guy.

842
00:49:08,782 --> 00:49:11,610
Just hoping this is why
we came down here.

843
00:49:12,327 --> 00:49:14,329
Oh, my God!

844
00:49:14,746 --> 00:49:18,417
I remember, the way the cracks
in the vinyl seat,

845
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,502
were pinching the back of my legs.

846
00:49:21,128 --> 00:49:22,337
You know, and that was bothering me

847
00:49:22,379 --> 00:49:24,807
but what he was doing
with his fingers sure wasn't.

848
00:49:25,716 --> 00:49:29,687
And suddenly he was in my hand
all slippery and nice

849
00:49:30,262 --> 00:49:31,597
He's about to go off

850
00:49:31,638 --> 00:49:34,917
and I'm about to cum for, like,
the first time ever.

851
00:49:37,352 --> 00:49:40,106
And then he puts the headlights on...

852
00:49:42,107 --> 00:49:44,935
and makes me get out
of the car and to go...

853
00:49:46,236 --> 00:49:49,190
to look at something over by
a pile of leaves.

854
00:49:52,618 --> 00:49:55,646
And it was Goldie,
the neighbor's labrador.

855
00:49:57,331 --> 00:49:58,833
And he still had....

856
00:50:00,292 --> 00:50:02,711
still had the panty-hose
wrapped around his neck

857
00:50:02,794 --> 00:50:04,747
from when he had hung it from the tree.

858
00:50:10,802 --> 00:50:11,824
He said...

859
00:50:12,449 --> 00:50:14,414
he would kill me if I ever told anybody.

860
00:50:20,521 --> 00:50:22,323
Did you ever tell anybody?

861
00:50:27,694 --> 00:50:28,694
Yeah!

862
00:50:31,573 --> 00:50:32,758
Right now.

863
00:50:43,682 --> 00:50:44,682
Jesus.

864
00:50:50,133 --> 00:50:51,493
You know, it always amazes me,

865
00:50:51,518 --> 00:50:54,788
how much people talk about
themselves when they're on vacation.

866
00:50:54,972 --> 00:50:57,066
Talk to people they only just met.

867
00:50:58,475 --> 00:50:59,475
Yes.

868
00:51:02,569 --> 00:51:03,621
Yeah.

869
00:51:34,761 --> 00:51:35,762
Hey, what are you doing?

870
00:51:38,432 --> 00:51:39,550
Cliff? Yeah?

871
00:51:40,058 --> 00:51:41,192
Cliff Anderson?

872
00:51:41,817 --> 00:51:42,844
What are you doing?

873
00:51:43,395 --> 00:51:46,221
I thought it was you, but then I saw
four peeps instead of two, you know.

874
00:51:46,245 --> 00:51:47,548
I got it all mixed up.

875
00:51:47,691 --> 00:51:48,442
But what are you doing here?

876
00:51:48,525 --> 00:51:50,110
Why are you following us
and who's that female?

877
00:51:50,194 --> 00:51:51,323
It's my bitch, Jessie.

878
00:51:51,348 --> 00:51:52,863
But what are you doing here?

879
00:51:52,905 --> 00:51:54,143
Your permits, brother!

880
00:51:54,368 --> 00:51:56,174
You went leaving them
at the store, ok?

881
00:51:58,577 --> 00:52:00,905
You came all this way to?
Aunty thought you'd need them.

882
00:52:01,455 --> 00:52:03,040
This ain't the mainland, brother.

883
00:52:03,165 --> 00:52:04,450
We do that shit here, ok?

884
00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:07,494
Ok? ok?

885
00:52:07,878 --> 00:52:09,480
All right, I'm sorry.
Easy

886
00:52:10,547 --> 00:52:12,541
No, no, no, hey, I'm sorry...

887
00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:15,769
I guess we're all just stressed,

888
00:52:16,011 --> 00:52:18,305
with those killers being
over here now.

889
00:52:18,388 --> 00:52:20,265
I'm. I'm really sorry.

890
00:52:20,349 --> 00:52:21,367
Here.
No, no, no!

891
00:52:22,184 --> 00:52:23,477
On this island?

892
00:52:24,353 --> 00:52:26,188
My papers, brother.

893
00:52:27,481 --> 00:52:30,981
I . I saw a news report on it.
You didn't?

894
00:52:31,276 --> 00:52:31,985
No.

895
00:52:32,910 --> 00:52:34,136
I don't watch the news.

896
00:52:34,446 --> 00:52:35,634
It's way too...

897
00:52:35,859 --> 00:52:37,840
informational.
Fuck!

898
00:52:38,575 --> 00:52:40,577
Hey... just,

899
00:52:40,744 --> 00:52:43,180
why don't you come back to camp
and have some dinner with us?

900
00:52:44,206 --> 00:52:47,584
Ok? You, you and your,
your bitch friend.

901
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:48,961
Thanks, brother.

902
00:52:49,044 --> 00:52:51,338
You know, I'm not feeling
the running stream of love here.

903
00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:52,297
You know, what I mean?

904
00:52:52,364 --> 00:52:53,895
Here's your permit.

905
00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:55,833
I'm going back to town.

906
00:52:56,552 --> 00:52:57,962
Careful on the trail?

907
00:52:59,054 --> 00:53:00,948
Mess you up good unless
you know it good.

908
00:53:17,114 --> 00:53:19,241
Hey, where have you been?
Are you ok?

909
00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:20,350
Yeah.

910
00:53:20,951 --> 00:53:22,161
Where's Nicko at?

911
00:53:22,244 --> 00:53:23,713
Last time I saw him,

912
00:53:24,438 --> 00:53:25,521
up there.

913
00:53:25,998 --> 00:53:27,433
I don't know, over there.

914
00:53:39,553 --> 00:53:41,088
Well, look at that!

915
00:53:45,684 --> 00:53:48,320
Yeah, baby, look at that.

916
00:53:50,522 --> 00:53:52,232
Hold this for me, please?

917
00:53:52,566 --> 00:53:54,860
One to the neck, I broke it off.

918
00:53:54,985 --> 00:53:56,203
The body's clean.

919
00:53:57,821 --> 00:53:58,944
Baby you are,

920
00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:02,326
a Man in full but, how about
putting the head that away

921
00:54:02,409 --> 00:54:05,037
so the blood runs downhill
instead of all over our shit?

922
00:54:05,537 --> 00:54:06,121
Ok.

923
00:54:06,205 --> 00:54:09,675
And how about, you'd make sure
cinch off the oesophagus this time?

924
00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:11,376
So you don't foul the meat.

925
00:54:11,502 --> 00:54:13,429
Oh, I'm sorry you're gonna do
this or am I?

926
00:54:16,882 --> 00:54:18,175
I ran into your friends.

927
00:54:18,258 --> 00:54:20,452
They looked a little spooked.
What'd you say to them?

928
00:54:20,886 --> 00:54:23,055
Just...
Hey Cliff, can I see that thing?

929
00:54:25,933 --> 00:54:27,126
Thank you.

930
00:54:30,103 --> 00:54:32,731
You see, I spent a summer,

931
00:54:33,232 --> 00:54:34,832
in the meat department,

932
00:54:34,874 --> 00:54:36,601
at Piggly Wiggly's so...

933
00:54:37,903 --> 00:54:39,614
this aint nothing to me, but...

934
00:54:40,339 --> 00:54:42,649
if you're squeamish,

935
00:54:43,283 --> 00:54:45,919
You wanna get all the way back
here the anus,

936
00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:48,288
And now what you wanna do is,

937
00:54:48,789 --> 00:54:51,198
get the bag, well the gut bag...

938
00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:52,692
out.

939
00:54:54,545 --> 00:54:55,545
I mean,

940
00:54:55,696 --> 00:54:58,973
I find that more interesting
than gory, really.

941
00:55:02,511 --> 00:55:03,596
Are you guys hungry?

942
00:55:14,565 --> 00:55:15,565
Ok.

943
00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:20,454
These two have graduated,
to the official...

944
00:55:20,988 --> 00:55:23,282
crazy category.
You know that, right?

945
00:55:24,116 --> 00:55:27,244
So let's just pack our bags
and get out of here.

946
00:55:27,327 --> 00:55:28,745
We can make some excuse.

947
00:55:28,829 --> 00:55:30,339
We can.
Like what?

948
00:55:30,747 --> 00:55:32,894
Like, we think you are the killers?

949
00:55:32,918 --> 00:55:33,900
No!

950
00:55:34,142 --> 00:55:36,979
But we can, we can say one of us
doesn't feel good.

951
00:55:37,045 --> 00:55:38,881
Or something look, we don't have
to go through with this.

952
00:55:38,964 --> 00:55:40,382
We can just packup our bags.
Hey, look!

953
00:55:40,565 --> 00:55:42,702
It was hard enough getting in here.
We can't just leave.

954
00:55:44,845 --> 00:55:46,130
What do you suggest?

955
00:55:50,184 --> 00:55:52,478
It's only two more miles
to the beach, right?

956
00:55:52,644 --> 00:55:54,872
Two long miles!
I know!

957
00:55:55,772 --> 00:55:58,100
But I think we have to ride this thing out.

958
00:55:58,942 --> 00:56:01,862
Keep Nick talking, keep him thinking,

959
00:56:01,904 --> 00:56:04,198
he's gonna be the star
of some Hollywood movie.

960
00:56:04,323 --> 00:56:05,741
Keep them both happy.

961
00:56:05,949 --> 00:56:08,585
So that everybody gets
to that beach alive.

962
00:56:13,248 --> 00:56:15,176
But we keep our game face on.

963
00:56:16,418 --> 00:56:17,711
Do not let them know,

964
00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:20,122
that anything is wrong here.
Do you understand me?

965
00:56:21,298 --> 00:56:22,038
Hey.

966
00:56:22,463 --> 00:56:23,883
Do you understood me?

967
00:56:38,941 --> 00:56:41,719
I just thought we were gonna
have a real honeymoon.

968
00:56:50,744 --> 00:56:52,269
<i>Rise and shine!</i>

969
00:56:52,494 --> 00:56:54,121
<i>Wake up, folks!</i>

970
00:56:54,706 --> 00:56:56,608
<i>Out of your tents, now!</i>

971
00:56:58,710 --> 00:57:00,220
<i>Outside, now!</i>

972
00:57:02,589 --> 00:57:04,408
<i>We wanna see all your faces!</i>

973
00:57:09,137 --> 00:57:11,574
Shit!
It was only one goat!

974
00:57:24,444 --> 00:57:26,572
<i>This is the Kauai County police.</i>

975
00:57:26,697 --> 00:57:30,576
<i>We want you face down
on the ground, now!</i>

976
00:57:42,087 --> 00:57:43,672
Those boys are coming in heavy.

977
00:57:43,755 --> 00:57:45,975
You might wanna hang back,
let them do their thing.

978
00:57:49,803 --> 00:57:50,846
Get down on the ground!
Fucking pigs!

979
00:57:50,929 --> 00:57:51,930
Raise your hands!

980
00:57:52,139 --> 00:57:53,774
Fuck you!
What're you messing with us for, man?

981
00:57:54,099 --> 00:57:56,226
We got nothing to do with it.
Nothing!

982
00:57:59,354 --> 00:58:00,839
Just hold it, right there!

983
00:58:03,734 --> 00:58:05,299
So what the hell they do?

984
00:58:05,924 --> 00:58:07,136
I can't say.

985
00:58:07,446 --> 00:58:08,856
Quit groping me!

986
00:58:11,116 --> 00:58:12,951
All right, man!
Hey, relax!

987
00:58:13,076 --> 00:58:16,038
Does it has something to do
with murders in Honolulu?

988
00:58:16,747 --> 00:58:18,032
Really can't say.

989
00:58:20,167 --> 00:58:23,712
It's those guys, it's Kale and Cleo.

990
00:58:24,046 --> 00:58:25,339
They think it's them!

991
00:58:25,464 --> 00:58:26,757
Hey, baby, don't worry!
Relax!

992
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,258
They ain't got nothing on us!

993
00:58:28,425 --> 00:58:29,935
I will sue your fucking ass!

994
00:58:30,552 --> 00:58:32,579
You go ahead, man.
Look all you want.

995
00:58:33,013 --> 00:58:35,849
Is there a gun in there?
Show me a gun.

996
00:58:39,603 --> 00:58:41,697
We almost picked
these guys up in the car.

997
00:59:03,919 --> 00:59:05,104
What the fuck, man!

998
00:59:11,009 --> 00:59:12,594
You know, I have to admit I...

999
00:59:12,845 --> 00:59:14,647
I thought it might have been you guys.

1000
00:59:15,973 --> 00:59:17,391
Are you joking?

1001
00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:19,393
So much for our game face?

1002
00:59:20,144 --> 00:59:22,354
I can't believe it!
I thought it was you!

1003
00:59:22,437 --> 00:59:24,757
I gotta admit your face!

1004
00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:29,587
You, the killer?

1005
00:59:52,259 --> 00:59:54,161
Well, whoopty-tah!

1006
00:59:57,848 --> 00:59:59,442
Ample time to sunset, too?

1007
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:02,578
Outstanding!

1008
01:00:08,942 --> 01:00:09,943
Hey, you guys!

1009
01:00:10,235 --> 01:00:11,428
Mind getting a shot

1010
01:00:11,653 --> 01:00:12,905
of us in front of this rainbow?

1011
01:00:12,946 --> 01:00:15,157
Oh, baby, I look like hell.

1012
01:00:15,199 --> 01:00:16,950
No, you look great.
Come on!

1013
01:00:17,034 --> 01:00:18,636
You you're a good liar.

1014
01:00:20,496 --> 01:00:22,131
All right, here we go.
Ok.

1015
01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:26,660
Just point and shoot it?
Yeah.

1016
01:00:27,211 --> 01:00:30,589
Right, rolling!
Hey!

1017
01:00:31,882 --> 01:00:34,101
We survived the trail!

1018
01:00:34,635 --> 01:00:36,145
And our honeymoon!

1019
01:02:03,015 --> 01:02:04,850
There are sea caves down the coast.

1020
01:02:04,933 --> 01:02:07,227
Yeah, read about that.

1021
01:02:07,478 --> 01:02:09,313
West-southwest,
round this point, I guess.

1022
01:02:09,396 --> 01:02:10,564
So let's do it!

1023
01:02:12,733 --> 01:02:14,568
No, I cut a deal with these guys.

1024
01:02:14,610 --> 01:02:17,571
I got two kayaks, one hour, 40 bucks.

1025
01:02:17,863 --> 01:02:19,565
And no, you don't owe me 20.

1026
01:02:20,073 --> 01:02:21,909
Yeah, I just got plans, that's all.

1027
01:02:22,159 --> 01:02:23,851
What kind of plans do you have?

1028
01:02:24,176 --> 01:02:25,336
Covert plans.

1029
01:02:25,496 --> 01:02:27,206
You do know how to handle a kayak?

1030
01:02:27,289 --> 01:02:29,917
Pallie, I've done shark fishing in a kayak!

1031
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,835
Of course!
Loud and real, coast off Alaska.

1032
01:02:31,919 --> 01:02:33,420
Kinda 400 pound sand beach shark.

1033
01:02:33,504 --> 01:02:35,923
He put up hell of a fight, but you know
who's gonna win that battle.

1034
01:02:36,006 --> 01:02:38,008
Nick, are any of your stories true?

1035
01:02:38,091 --> 01:02:39,259
You want me to send you pictures?

1036
01:02:39,343 --> 01:02:40,761
Yeah.
Yeah

1037
01:02:40,928 --> 01:02:42,346
Come on, let's go!

1038
01:02:43,639 --> 01:02:46,175
Come on! It give us a chance
to talk about our movie deal.

1039
01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:51,947
Cydney!

1040
01:02:53,649 --> 01:02:55,943
Tell her I'll be back for a sunset walk.

1041
01:02:56,026 --> 01:02:57,244
Me and Gina!

1042
01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:15,262
Where are they going?

1043
01:03:20,175 --> 01:03:21,145
What?

1044
01:03:22,370 --> 01:03:23,578
To the sea caves.

1045
01:03:24,388 --> 01:03:26,190
They won't be long!

1046
01:03:27,599 --> 01:03:29,401
Son of a bitch!

1047
01:04:48,931 --> 01:04:50,495
Nick! Wait!

1048
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,083
Don't go!

1049
01:04:54,770 --> 01:04:55,938
Nick!

1050
01:04:56,688 --> 01:04:58,267
Hey, what is she saying?

1051
01:04:58,792 --> 01:04:59,891
I don't know.

1052
01:05:00,526 --> 01:05:02,010
Come back!
Come back!

1053
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,322
She got a nice bounce
to her though, don't she?

1054
01:05:05,864 --> 01:05:06,932
Nick!

1055
01:05:07,324 --> 01:05:09,543
Sunset! I'm coming back!

1056
01:05:10,702 --> 01:05:12,830
Damn it! Nick!

1057
01:05:32,516 --> 01:05:34,226
Come on, come on, come on!

1058
01:05:34,518 --> 01:05:35,936
Come on! Come on!

1059
01:05:39,565 --> 01:05:40,565
Shit!

1060
01:06:36,455 --> 01:06:37,940
Are you running out of gas?

1061
01:06:42,211 --> 01:06:43,813
Our own tactical frequency?

1062
01:06:44,838 --> 01:06:47,138
<i>I just wanna make assure
we get you back in time.</i>

1063
01:06:47,841 --> 01:06:49,459
Copy that. Jedi out.

1064
01:06:49,884 --> 01:06:50,893
<i>Jedi out.</i>

1065
01:07:28,465 --> 01:07:29,500
Outstanding!

1066
01:08:17,306 --> 01:08:18,306
Shit!

1067
01:08:19,183 --> 01:08:20,467
Where are you?

1068
01:08:23,353 --> 01:08:25,006
Gotta ask you something.

1069
01:08:26,131 --> 01:08:27,048
Shoot!

1070
01:08:27,858 --> 01:08:29,193
What is that?

1071
01:08:31,820 --> 01:08:34,356
Shake that bush.
What is. What is that mean?

1072
01:08:35,491 --> 01:08:36,658
Kidding me?

1073
01:08:39,411 --> 01:08:41,505
What some Special Op lingo?

1074
01:08:46,752 --> 01:08:48,971
What we have got here is...

1075
01:08:49,671 --> 01:08:51,865
failure to communicate.

1076
01:08:55,260 --> 01:08:57,262
It's Paul Newman,
Cool Hand Luke.

1077
01:08:57,513 --> 01:08:59,313
Right before he breaks
from the chain-gang.

1078
01:08:59,431 --> 01:09:00,516
You should know that.

1079
01:09:01,767 --> 01:09:02,877
I should, yeah!

1080
01:09:18,909 --> 01:09:20,311
He goes in alive.

1081
01:09:48,230 --> 01:09:49,932
Well, the stories were great, Nick.

1082
01:09:51,817 --> 01:09:53,010
They're really helpful.

1083
01:09:53,318 --> 01:09:55,145
But your situational awareness?

1084
01:09:56,405 --> 01:09:58,040
It actually kinda sucks!

1085
01:10:04,288 --> 01:10:06,515
Cliff.
Call me Nick.

1086
01:11:14,775 --> 01:11:16,060
Rule number one..

1087
01:11:18,529 --> 01:11:20,556
Never cut forensics a break.

1088
01:11:40,092 --> 01:11:42,511
<i>It always amazes me how much
people talk about themselves</i>

1089
01:11:42,553 --> 01:11:43,720
<i>when they're on vacation.</i>

1090
01:11:43,846 --> 01:11:45,556
<i>Talk to people they just met.</i>

1091
01:11:46,682 --> 01:11:47,975
How did she say?

1092
01:11:49,101 --> 01:11:51,520
It always amazes me how much
people talk about themselves

1093
01:11:51,562 --> 01:11:52,755
when they're on vacation.

1094
01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:54,590
Talk to people they just met.

1095
01:11:56,275 --> 01:11:58,069
Wait, what was,
what was the other one?

1096
01:11:59,945 --> 01:12:01,655
We say screenwriter.

1097
01:12:02,030 --> 01:12:04,032
We say screenwriter writer.

1098
01:12:04,324 --> 01:12:05,617
We say it's screenwriter.

1099
01:12:05,784 --> 01:12:08,078
I'm gonna give you some books.
Yeah.

1100
01:12:09,705 --> 01:12:12,124
Yeah, working on a,
two week punch-up.

1101
01:12:14,459 --> 01:12:17,421
And we invited I had
to invite my other sisters,

1102
01:12:17,462 --> 01:12:19,173
you know, my sorority sisters.

1103
01:12:19,339 --> 01:12:21,049
<i>I basically hooked them up.</i>

1104
01:12:21,341 --> 01:12:23,051
Check this out!
Hello?

1105
01:12:23,135 --> 01:12:24,688
Yeah, we're in pre-production...

1106
01:12:25,413 --> 01:12:26,530
in Canada.

1107
01:12:27,306 --> 01:12:30,559
And we're still casting up.

1108
01:12:30,642 --> 01:12:31,810
Hey, my brother is a dick.

1109
01:12:31,894 --> 01:12:33,479
I don't know why I'm telling you this.

1110
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:34,688
We just came here to dance.

1111
01:12:34,771 --> 01:12:37,399
<i>You dance with who brung ya, Cliff,
you dance with who brung ya.</i>

1112
01:12:37,483 --> 01:12:39,610
<i>I absolutely love you</i>

1113
01:12:39,735 --> 01:12:41,570
just the most magical weekend.

1114
01:12:41,820 --> 01:12:43,405
Our wedding haul!

1115
01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:46,125
Magical! Magical!

1116
01:12:53,582 --> 01:12:55,610
<i>This is the happiest day of my life!</i>

1117
01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:09,632
She was kind of classy?

1118
01:13:10,933 --> 01:13:13,252
Hey, Rule Two.

1119
01:13:14,728 --> 01:13:16,263
Keep your game face on.

1120
01:13:20,359 --> 01:13:21,427
Come on, honey.

1121
01:13:42,297 --> 01:13:44,959
Babe, get a picture of me
with Honolulu in the back.

1122
01:13:46,844 --> 01:13:47,957
I have a better idea.

1123
01:13:48,282 --> 01:13:49,412
Let's get the both of us.

1124
01:13:49,471 --> 01:13:51,707
It's right there!
It's right there! Help!

1125
01:13:52,349 --> 01:13:53,362
Excuse me?

1126
01:13:53,787 --> 01:13:54,817
Can you...

1127
01:13:55,519 --> 01:13:57,029
Wait, wait!

1128
01:13:57,354 --> 01:13:58,504
Crap!

1129
01:13:59,022 --> 01:14:01,316
Honolulu!
Hawaii!

1130
01:14:02,067 --> 01:14:04,069
We made it!
We made it!

1131
01:14:04,486 --> 01:14:05,554
Shit!

1132
01:14:08,282 --> 01:14:10,059
Maybe that wasn't the one to Kauai.

1133
01:14:10,534 --> 01:14:11,952
Pretty sure it was, doll baby.
No, no, no.

1134
01:14:12,035 --> 01:14:14,163
It's probably the one to Kauai,
smaller boat.

1135
01:14:14,329 --> 01:14:16,165
We are looking for something
more substantial,

1136
01:14:16,248 --> 01:14:17,348
something with some big-ass.
Have a look,

1137
01:14:17,372 --> 01:14:18,372
hydrofoils...
right, there.

1138
01:14:19,042 --> 01:14:20,110
Pretty sure it was.

1139
01:14:20,878 --> 01:14:22,254
Let's see how much time
we need to kill.

1140
01:14:22,337 --> 01:14:24,030
You know, if you're so freaking smart,

1141
01:14:24,055 --> 01:14:25,573
you'd play stupid once in a while.

1142
01:14:25,632 --> 01:14:26,784
That would be your job.

1143
01:14:30,596 --> 01:14:31,906
Something I can show you?

1144
01:14:33,974 --> 01:14:35,801
Well, not me, but...

1145
01:14:36,393 --> 01:14:40,022
see that dangerously
handsome man over there?

1146
01:14:40,105 --> 01:14:42,024
When he comes in here
and asks you, what I was looking at,

1147
01:14:42,107 --> 01:14:43,842
can you show him, this ring?

1148
01:14:44,109 --> 01:14:45,494
And that one.

1149
01:14:46,195 --> 01:14:49,148
And let's not deny him
that little rascal right there.

1150
01:14:49,948 --> 01:14:53,327
Seems like he's more interested
in water sports, right now.

1151
01:14:53,494 --> 01:14:55,579
Well, that's just an operational cover.

1152
01:14:55,662 --> 01:14:57,306
Trust me, he is watching us.

1153
01:14:57,873 --> 01:15:00,375
Any second now,
he's gonna come in here.

1154
01:15:00,542 --> 01:15:02,052
Drag me out and then...

1155
01:15:02,544 --> 01:15:03,504
forget some.

1156
01:15:03,879 --> 01:15:06,131
He'd double-back
and ask you all private-like,

1157
01:15:06,215 --> 01:15:07,708
what was that what I was looking at.

1158
01:15:08,217 --> 01:15:09,601
Been playing this game awhile?

1159
01:15:10,803 --> 01:15:11,803
Nicko.

1160
01:15:12,137 --> 01:15:14,990
I love him to tears,
but he does take his own sweet time.

1161
01:15:15,933 --> 01:15:17,518
Anytime, hon.

1162
01:15:20,729 --> 01:15:22,823
You know what?
Also show him that one, right there.

1163
01:15:23,190 --> 01:15:24,358
Ok?

1164
01:15:27,152 --> 01:15:28,887
Shit!
What?

1165
01:15:29,071 --> 01:15:30,239
Left my drink.

1166
01:15:30,489 --> 01:15:32,616
Well, let's go back and get it.
No, no, no.

1167
01:15:32,641 --> 01:15:33,349
I'll get it.

1168
01:15:35,702 --> 01:15:36,721
I'm sorry.

1169
01:15:37,446 --> 01:15:38,464
It's ok.

1170
01:15:40,249 --> 01:15:41,634
I'll wait right here.

1171
01:15:46,088 --> 01:15:50,592
And let's not forget
this little rascal right here.

1172
01:15:53,971 --> 01:15:56,265
So I take it you're planning the next step?

1173
01:15:56,306 --> 01:15:57,802
Oh, I got plans.

1174
01:15:58,927 --> 01:16:00,285
Covert plans.

1175
01:16:01,562 --> 01:16:03,325
I'm gonna make a sunset proposal,

1176
01:16:03,349 --> 01:16:04,690
on Kalalau Beach.

1177
01:16:04,731 --> 01:16:06,281
Ok, I just need to make sure,

1178
01:16:06,305 --> 01:16:07,584
that this isn't gonna be...

1179
01:16:07,943 --> 01:16:09,111
you know, underwhelming

1180
01:16:09,153 --> 01:16:12,906
compared to whatever's stuck inside
that twangy little head of hers.

1181
01:16:13,157 --> 01:16:14,175
You know, let me...

1182
01:16:19,605 --> 01:16:20,723
Is that gonna work?

1183
01:16:22,249 --> 01:16:24,084
If it's truly gonna disappoint her,

1184
01:16:24,168 --> 01:16:25,752
I'll roll over and play dead for you.

1185
01:16:25,836 --> 01:16:27,004
Gonna be the easiest mark you ever had.

1186
01:16:27,087 --> 01:16:29,089
Just please, help me get it right.

1187
01:16:29,339 --> 01:16:31,742
Gina is gonna be the first
and the last for me.

1188
01:16:32,009 --> 01:16:33,102
She is the one.

1189
01:16:34,678 --> 01:16:35,963
Well, to tell you the truth...

1190
01:16:40,267 --> 01:16:42,169
I think she'll love anything you give her.

1191
01:16:42,603 --> 01:16:44,229
So you didn't buy anything?

1192
01:16:44,354 --> 01:16:45,788
What I wanna buy in there?

1193
01:16:46,113 --> 01:16:47,712
I don't know I mean just...

1194
01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:50,359
Yeah, its took you so long I was
thinking may be they got you.

1195
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:52,096
No, no, I got away clean.

1196
01:16:52,362 --> 01:16:54,882
Yeah, it's 16:00 hrs,
we should catch that ferry.

1197
01:16:59,536 --> 01:17:01,063
Where is your drink?
Goddamn it!

1198
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:05,510
No!

1199
01:17:06,734 --> 01:17:07,734
You big dope.

1200
01:17:11,798 --> 01:17:15,177
<i>This is the scene right now
in the Harbour area near Pier 19.</i>

1201
01:17:15,552 --> 01:17:17,846
<i>Where, late today,
a City trash collector</i>

1202
01:17:17,930 --> 01:17:21,183
<i>stumbled upon what appears
to be another of those homicides.</i>

1203
01:17:21,266 --> 01:17:21,923
Come on,

1204
01:17:21,948 --> 01:17:23,818
this ain't got nothing to do with us.

1205
01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:33,261
Congratulations Mr. Anderson,

1206
01:17:33,586 --> 01:17:35,079
it's part of the honeymoon package.

1207
01:17:35,489 --> 01:17:37,199
Thanks, you're the best.

1208
01:17:53,549 --> 01:17:54,933
Fucking repeat.

1209
01:18:21,076 --> 01:18:22,511
Tell me it'll never end.

1210
01:18:24,371 --> 01:18:25,531
It will end.

1211
01:18:26,915 --> 01:18:29,751
Trick is to have more starts than ends.

1212
01:18:30,377 --> 01:18:31,795
Hate this whole

1213
01:18:32,045 --> 01:18:35,591
C-world always playing catch up.

1214
01:18:41,763 --> 01:18:44,391
All I wanna do is catch up on my sleep.

1215
01:18:46,018 --> 01:18:48,854
Rule Number Three.
Oh, go away with your rules!

1216
01:18:49,104 --> 01:18:51,640
Nothing is getting me
off this balcony today.

1217
01:18:55,277 --> 01:18:58,622
You're such an incredible asshole!
Asshole!

1218
01:18:59,490 --> 01:19:01,734
Hey, never wear the same skin too long.

1219
01:19:02,784 --> 01:19:03,977
We keep moving.

1220
01:19:07,122 --> 01:19:10,667
Hey baby, look at Kale and Cleo
getting married on Oahu.

1221
01:19:12,294 --> 01:19:13,879
Suitable for framing.

1222
01:19:16,715 --> 01:19:18,436
While we're still young, Cliff!

1223
01:19:18,661 --> 01:19:19,400
One sec!

1224
01:19:23,722 --> 01:19:25,123
Here's your permits.

1225
01:19:25,248 --> 01:19:26,924
I'm going back to town.

1226
01:19:27,559 --> 01:19:28,877
Careful on the trail?

1227
01:19:29,269 --> 01:19:31,196
Mess you up good unless
you know it good.

1228
01:19:31,730 --> 01:19:32,823
Hey, wait a minute

1229
01:19:34,066 --> 01:19:36,260
Maybe you're allowed
to carry guns out here?

1230
01:19:36,527 --> 01:19:38,529
Guns? No, no.
Who's got guns?

1231
01:19:38,779 --> 01:19:41,907
A guy named Kale,
runs with a girl named Cleo.

1232
01:19:42,157 --> 01:19:43,737
I think it was a 9mm.

1233
01:19:43,762 --> 01:19:46,394
I'm not too good at these things so...

1234
01:19:46,537 --> 01:19:49,515
Maybe when you get back,
you can tell somebody about it, ok?

1235
01:19:50,457 --> 01:19:53,193
Let the cops decide
if it's important or not.

1236
01:19:54,002 --> 01:19:56,296
You keep shaking that bush
so we know you're there!

1237
01:19:56,964 --> 01:19:58,991
Keep shaking that bush, Luke!

1238
01:20:00,634 --> 01:20:03,053
What is this idiot talking about?

1239
01:20:06,598 --> 01:20:09,326
I say we let Nick keep
pitching his stories.

1240
01:20:10,394 --> 01:20:12,129
Let him dig his own grave.

1241
01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:16,825
This isn't Honolulu and he's not
some soft-boy screenplay writer.

1242
01:20:17,109 --> 01:20:20,187
What, you actually buy this Jedi shit?

1243
01:20:21,238 --> 01:20:24,199
Gets his skull opened up by
a land-mine and just walks it off?

1244
01:20:24,283 --> 01:20:25,367
He's trying to impress me.

1245
01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:28,495
Me, because he thinks I'm gonna
make a movie about his life,

1246
01:20:28,662 --> 01:20:31,290
everything becomes
exaggerated and overblown.

1247
01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:34,418
Trust me, I know a narcissist
when I see one.

1248
01:20:34,877 --> 01:20:36,579
This guy amateur-hour.

1249
01:20:37,504 --> 01:20:38,622
Screenwriter!

1250
01:20:39,464 --> 01:20:42,001
I don't know,
if half his stories are true?

1251
01:20:42,426 --> 01:20:43,126
Look.

1252
01:20:43,913 --> 01:20:45,369
I know exactly what he is.

1253
01:20:45,394 --> 01:20:47,297
He has no clue what I am.

1254
01:20:47,639 --> 01:20:49,341
That's the advantage
that we exploit.

1255
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:53,094
We'll do it on the beach.

1256
01:20:54,019 --> 01:20:55,346
There will be people there.

1257
01:20:56,273 --> 01:20:57,055
So?

1258
01:20:57,580 --> 01:20:59,025
I just think we're rushing.

1259
01:21:01,737 --> 01:21:04,156
Don't tell me you're starting
to like Gina.

1260
01:21:04,656 --> 01:21:05,230
See...

1261
01:21:05,855 --> 01:21:06,975
that's your mistake.

1262
01:21:07,159 --> 01:21:10,721
You too close, you're too attached
Maybe I'm starting to like Cydney.

1263
01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:13,207
Bigger mistake!

1264
01:21:15,375 --> 01:21:16,785
She's a nice girl.

1265
01:21:18,378 --> 01:21:21,757
I want you to start thinking about me
the way Cliff would think of her.

1266
01:21:21,924 --> 01:21:23,342
Even if it's not real.

1267
01:21:23,425 --> 01:21:26,604
Even if you're physically incapable
of feeling anything.

1268
01:21:28,931 --> 01:21:30,858
I want you to pretend that part, too.

1269
01:21:38,398 --> 01:21:41,260
We're supposed to be on our
honeymoon, ok?

1270
01:21:41,527 --> 01:21:45,105
This is one of the most beautiful
places on Earth, rain or shine, so.

1271
01:21:45,572 --> 01:21:48,334
Slow down that overactive
brain of yours.

1272
01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:50,702
I want to enjoy myself here.

1273
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:56,258
Babe, we're gonna be fine.

1274
01:22:17,896 --> 01:22:19,890
Sometimes it seems like...

1275
01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:22,651
like nothing exists until we get there,

1276
01:22:22,734 --> 01:22:24,444
until we put our eyes on it.

1277
01:22:24,528 --> 01:22:27,156
Like the whole fucking
world was manufactured

1278
01:22:27,239 --> 01:22:29,358
for our wants and needs, you know?

1279
01:22:33,954 --> 01:22:35,122
You think it'll be a nice sunset?

1280
01:22:35,205 --> 01:22:36,595
I mean like if I take,

1281
01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:38,382
if I just turn my head.

1282
01:22:38,959 --> 01:22:39,793
You know?

1283
01:22:39,977 --> 01:22:42,004
For just a minute
and but don't tell me.

1284
01:22:42,087 --> 01:22:43,996
But does everything just stop?

1285
01:22:44,721 --> 01:22:45,999
Just shut down?

1286
01:22:46,758 --> 01:22:50,971
Go into some energy
saving hibernation mode.

1287
01:22:51,388 --> 01:22:53,841
Till I choose to reactivate them,

1288
01:22:54,066 --> 01:22:55,117
by simply...

1289
01:22:59,688 --> 01:23:02,107
You should say sweet stuff
to me sometimes.

1290
01:23:02,491 --> 01:23:03,611
Look at this.

1291
01:23:03,736 --> 01:23:04,818
Look at that.

1292
01:23:04,985 --> 01:23:07,413
I mean, fucking idiots, man.

1293
01:23:08,697 --> 01:23:09,698
Just say it.

1294
01:23:09,781 --> 01:23:11,875
How many times do I need to tell you?

1295
01:23:12,618 --> 01:23:16,497
If there's anyone in this world
that I could love, it's you.

1296
01:23:16,705 --> 01:23:19,750
Why is that never enough?
Just forget about it.

1297
01:23:27,591 --> 01:23:28,591
Look.

1298
01:23:29,343 --> 01:23:32,788
You helped create this
fevered dream of immortality.

1299
01:23:33,347 --> 01:23:35,874
You are the privileged witness,

1300
01:23:36,141 --> 01:23:39,386
who's gonna help me lead
a hundred different lives.

1301
01:23:49,404 --> 01:23:51,824
How about this for a new rule?

1302
01:23:53,116 --> 01:23:55,895
Always be sincere even if you're not.

1303
01:23:58,997 --> 01:24:00,991
I know that in some bend way,

1304
01:24:01,542 --> 01:24:04,670
your need for detachment fits
my need for attachment.

1305
01:24:04,753 --> 01:24:05,629
That's it!

1306
01:24:05,796 --> 01:24:07,923
It's fitting fucking and fucking fit!

1307
01:24:08,048 --> 01:24:09,483
I get it, ok?

1308
01:24:10,717 --> 01:24:13,154
Let's stop lying to ourselves, ok?

1309
01:24:17,933 --> 01:24:19,368
I'm not lying now.

1310
01:24:20,144 --> 01:24:22,237
I love the idea of loving you.

1311
01:24:24,648 --> 01:24:26,450
And I love hearing it.

1312
01:24:30,904 --> 01:24:32,706
It's sick and it's sad.

1313
01:24:37,578 --> 01:24:39,313
Does that make me crazy, Rocky?

1314
01:24:39,496 --> 01:24:41,724
Am I crazy? Am I?

1315
01:24:42,541 --> 01:24:44,769
It's makes you exciting.

1316
01:25:05,147 --> 01:25:06,982
Well, whoopty-tah!

1317
01:25:12,905 --> 01:25:14,115
Outstanding!

1318
01:25:18,827 --> 01:25:20,662
No!

1319
01:27:25,662 --> 01:27:26,680
Nick?

1320
01:27:33,879 --> 01:27:34,997
Nick!

1321
01:29:02,259 --> 01:29:03,327
Who is this?

1322
01:29:04,011 --> 01:29:05,179
<i>Hello, my name is Woody.</i>

1323
01:29:05,262 --> 01:29:06,430
<i>And I'm calling to make sure</i>

1324
01:29:06,513 --> 01:29:08,223
<i>you're getting the most
out of your ATandT calling plan.</i>

1325
01:29:08,307 --> 01:29:10,834
Sweet flaming Jesus, you don't
work the whole trip.

1326
01:29:11,101 --> 01:29:12,836
Where are you at?
What state are you in?

1327
01:29:13,270 --> 01:29:14,271
<i>I'm not supposed to say.</i>

1328
01:29:14,354 --> 01:29:17,254
Ok, Woody, there's been
some murders in Honolulu.

1329
01:29:17,316 --> 01:29:19,234
Maybe you've heard,
maybe you haven't.

1330
01:29:19,318 --> 01:29:21,445
But they're coming after me
and I need your help.

1331
01:29:21,528 --> 01:29:22,963
Can you do this for me, Woody?

1332
01:29:24,198 --> 01:29:25,491
Woody, are you there?

1333
01:29:26,074 --> 01:29:28,076
<i>I hear your concerns, madam.</i>

1334
01:29:28,243 --> 01:29:29,661
<i>But with our free to roam plan,</i>

1335
01:29:29,745 --> 01:29:32,372
<i>we can offer you more minutes
regardless of the time of day</i>

1336
01:29:32,456 --> 01:29:33,207
Screw the calling plan.

1337
01:29:33,290 --> 01:29:34,608
Now listen to me good, ok?

1338
01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:36,952
You're gonna be my 911 boy,
ok Woody?

1339
01:29:37,753 --> 01:29:41,048
All right, I need you to call the
Princeville, Kauai Police Department.

1340
01:29:41,215 --> 01:29:43,742
And you tell them that.
I can have the killers...

1341
01:29:43,967 --> 01:29:46,829
to the Kalalau Beach
in about 30 minutes.

1342
01:29:47,095 --> 01:29:48,497
Can you do that for me?

1343
01:29:49,848 --> 01:29:50,599
Woody?

1344
01:29:50,682 --> 01:29:52,392
<i>I must put you on brief hold.</i>

1345
01:29:52,476 --> 01:29:54,603
No! No!
You do not put me on hold!

1346
01:29:54,686 --> 01:29:56,538
You do not check with your supervisor.

1347
01:29:56,562 --> 01:29:57,964
I need you to just do it!

1348
01:29:58,106 --> 01:29:59,817
Ok and I also need you to,

1349
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:02,194
maybe call for some
air-ambulance or something.

1350
01:30:02,361 --> 01:30:03,471
Because just...

1351
01:30:08,075 --> 01:30:08,969
<i>Hello?</i>

1352
01:30:10,194 --> 01:30:11,227
<i>Hello madam?</i>

1353
01:30:12,955 --> 01:30:13,956
<i>Hello?</i>

1354
01:30:14,623 --> 01:30:16,124
Please tell me that
you would do this for me.

1355
01:30:16,208 --> 01:30:18,836
Please, please, please, please,
swear to me that you'll.

1356
01:30:19,461 --> 01:30:21,171
<i>Is this in the Pacific Ocean?</i>

1357
01:30:21,463 --> 01:30:22,464
Jesus!

1358
01:30:22,714 --> 01:30:24,007
God, I hope you're recording this call.

1359
01:30:24,091 --> 01:30:25,926
Yes, it is in the Pacific Ocean!

1360
01:30:26,009 --> 01:30:28,446
Yes, it is one of five islands.

1361
01:30:30,722 --> 01:30:31,915
I'm on Kauai.

1362
01:30:32,099 --> 01:30:35,878
In the Hawaiian chain of islands.

1363
01:30:36,770 --> 01:30:39,949
<i>You're almost there.
A little more, baby.</i>

1364
01:30:40,649 --> 01:30:41,817
<i>Right there!</i>

1365
01:32:03,700 --> 01:32:04,700
Bitch!

1366
01:32:10,823 --> 01:32:12,115
She got a call off,

1367
01:32:12,366 --> 01:32:14,393
<i>asked for help back at the beach.</i>

1368
01:32:15,702 --> 01:32:18,364
<i>Remember, nothing exists
until we get there.</i>

1369
01:32:18,914 --> 01:32:19,915
Got it.

1370
01:32:20,624 --> 01:32:21,624
But Rocky,

1371
01:32:22,102 --> 01:32:24,361
nothing exist until I get there.

1372
01:33:30,819 --> 01:33:32,137
Here I come, baby.

1373
01:34:21,954 --> 01:34:23,747
Sorry to scare you.

1374
01:34:23,831 --> 01:34:25,359
But you haven't seen
two dudes, two kayaks?

1375
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:26,370
He shot my boyfriend.

1376
01:34:26,434 --> 01:34:28,376
He shot me in the fucking hand.

1377
01:34:28,377 --> 01:34:29,795
So, let's just go back to the beach.
Let me see, let me see that.

1378
01:34:29,878 --> 01:34:32,288
No, let go off me! Let go!
Hey, listen to me, I'm an EMT, ok.

1379
01:34:32,289 --> 01:34:34,441
I don't care who you're. I need to go, ok?
Let me take a look at that.

1380
01:34:34,524 --> 01:34:36,185
Because he's right behind me! He is just...
Let's get her down. Let's get her down.

1381
01:34:36,268 --> 01:34:37,394
No! Let me go!

1382
01:34:37,678 --> 01:34:38,846
Listen, I'm an EMT.
Hold on! Calm down!

1383
01:34:38,929 --> 01:34:39,929
Come here, come here!

1384
01:34:39,953 --> 01:34:41,581
Let me take a loot at it first!

1385
01:34:41,605 --> 01:34:42,849
Let’s get her down.

1386
01:34:42,850 --> 01:34:45,578
Ok. Ok. I go down. I go down.
Calm down ok. Calm down.

1387
01:34:50,149 --> 01:34:51,441
Ok, there's gonna be help...

1388
01:34:54,736 --> 01:34:56,113
Hey, get her! Get her!
Put her down.

1389
01:34:56,196 --> 01:34:58,098
Hey, listen to me!
You are safe.

1390
01:34:58,122 --> 01:35:00,868
No. He was right behind
me just a minute ago

1391
01:35:00,951 --> 01:35:02,778
He want...
What? What're you talking about?

1392
01:35:05,289 --> 01:35:07,667
Gina, you feeling better?

1393
01:35:37,821 --> 01:35:39,248
Just relax! Relax!
We need to go right now,

1394
01:35:39,272 --> 01:35:40,373
do you hear me?

1395
01:35:40,699 --> 01:35:43,202
She's a friend of my wife's,
and she has a little issue with...

1396
01:35:44,077 --> 01:35:45,362
crystal meth, ok?

1397
01:35:45,954 --> 01:35:48,373
Normally she's pretty functional
but obviously,

1398
01:35:48,457 --> 01:35:49,550
this ain't normal.

1399
01:35:49,917 --> 01:35:51,958
He killed my Nicko!
He killed...

1400
01:35:51,983 --> 01:35:53,386
Oh, come on!

1401
01:35:53,629 --> 01:35:55,923
He wants to be us!
That's what he wants, ok?

1402
01:35:56,006 --> 01:35:57,908
Him and his girlfriend wanna be us!

1403
01:35:58,258 --> 01:35:59,843
She's iced out of her mind
right now.

1404
01:35:59,927 --> 01:36:01,053
I mean it's been...

1405
01:36:01,762 --> 01:36:03,397
Look! Look, look, look,
come here.

1406
01:36:04,264 --> 01:36:06,558
No, no, no!
Don't open, don't go, don't go.

1407
01:36:07,309 --> 01:36:08,310
Look at this.

1408
01:36:09,061 --> 01:36:10,446
I've been finding these the whole trip.

1409
01:36:10,813 --> 01:36:12,615
I think she just got in over
her head this time.

1410
01:36:12,898 --> 01:36:15,859
So, I hope you don't have to involve
the police or anything like that.

1411
01:36:15,943 --> 01:36:18,362
I mean, I promise
I'll get her back safe ok?

1412
01:36:18,529 --> 01:36:20,364
Don't listen to him!
Don't listen to him!

1413
01:36:20,531 --> 01:36:21,532
Look man, we just are here because

1414
01:36:21,615 --> 01:36:23,250
someone took off with two of our boats.

1415
01:36:23,700 --> 01:36:26,200
The last thing we want is to get
involved in somebody else's mess.

1416
01:36:26,203 --> 01:36:26,787
Ok.

1417
01:36:26,870 --> 01:36:28,580
Right?
Yeah, right.

1418
01:36:29,081 --> 01:36:30,416
Except.
Except what?

1419
01:36:31,208 --> 01:36:32,209
It's just that...

1420
01:36:32,376 --> 01:36:34,070
I don't get why her pupils are normal,

1421
01:36:35,087 --> 01:36:36,489
and yours the size of olives.

1422
01:36:42,594 --> 01:36:43,594
Guys....

1423
01:36:44,429 --> 01:36:46,140
that was a perfectly good story.

1424
01:36:58,277 --> 01:36:59,278
Fuck!

1425
01:36:59,945 --> 01:37:01,361
Count your fucking shots!

1426
01:37:01,486 --> 01:37:02,405
Gina, hey!

1427
01:37:17,296 --> 01:37:18,297
No way!

1428
01:38:10,808 --> 01:38:11,809
Nicko!?

1429
01:38:23,654 --> 01:38:24,872
How many people?

1430
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:28,267
Enough to get good at it.

1431
01:38:28,617 --> 01:38:30,452
Oh, I bit my tongue.
I hate that.

1432
01:38:30,619 --> 01:38:32,354
That's gonna stop hurting in a second.

1433
01:38:32,704 --> 01:38:35,133
Hoo-yah, Nick.
You think this is it?

1434
01:38:35,916 --> 01:38:38,043
Bad guy, buys it, crowd goes nuts?

1435
01:38:38,127 --> 01:38:39,837
You know what I hate about that ending?

1436
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:41,505
Aside from it being cliche?

1437
01:38:41,588 --> 01:38:43,907
It's your version of reality, pallie.

1438
01:38:44,174 --> 01:38:45,342
Not mine!

1439
01:38:49,012 --> 01:38:52,683
Oh, it's feel so good to squeeze
that trigger right now, wouldn't it?

1440
01:38:53,016 --> 01:38:53,767
Yeah!

1441
01:38:58,105 --> 01:38:59,999
If you kill me, you kill yourself.

1442
01:39:01,066 --> 01:39:02,901
You ain't gonna do that.

1443
01:39:02,985 --> 01:39:04,278
<i>Drop all weapons, now!</i>

1444
01:39:04,528 --> 01:39:06,822
<i>Drop all weapons, now!</i>

1445
01:39:07,156 --> 01:39:09,158
You got too much to live for.

1446
01:39:09,241 --> 01:39:10,826
You got too many attachments.

1447
01:39:10,909 --> 01:39:14,288
You're just too soft.
Kitty, kitty kitty, kitty, kitty kitty, kitty.

1448
01:39:14,621 --> 01:39:16,456
The guy standing
with the weapon, correct?

1449
01:39:16,623 --> 01:39:18,225
He's the one,
you talked about, correct?

1450
01:39:19,877 --> 01:39:23,113
<i>This area is closed.
All trails are blocked.</i>

1451
01:39:23,297 --> 01:39:25,099
Come on, Nick!
Come on, do it!

1452
01:39:26,133 --> 01:39:27,718
If you don't kill me, I'll just come back.

1453
01:39:27,801 --> 01:39:29,928
These fucking idiots
can't keep me locked up.

1454
01:39:30,095 --> 01:39:32,723
Hey, hey. One year from today,
Honolulu, Pier 19.

1455
01:39:32,806 --> 01:39:34,641
Ok? By noon, be there.

1456
01:39:36,101 --> 01:39:37,269
Weapon's ready.

1457
01:39:37,519 --> 01:39:39,813
Someone gonna brush by you,
maybe give you a little nudge.

1458
01:39:39,897 --> 01:39:42,024
It might not look-like me, ok?

1459
01:39:42,107 --> 01:39:44,234
It might look a little something like you.

1460
01:39:44,401 --> 01:39:45,819
Circle the date, Nick.

1461
01:39:45,986 --> 01:39:47,362
Because that is the day

1462
01:39:47,446 --> 01:39:50,991
that you're gonna realize
just how good I really fucking am.

1463
01:39:51,074 --> 01:39:53,494
I have to know,
I'm about to kill the right man.

1464
01:39:53,577 --> 01:39:55,579
Now, is he the one I want?

1465
01:39:56,747 --> 01:39:59,291
Come on, do it!
Just do it! Come on!

1466
01:39:59,374 --> 01:40:00,375
Do it!

1467
01:40:00,667 --> 01:40:01,668
Do it!

1468
01:40:04,588 --> 01:40:05,973
Outstanding!

1469
01:40:12,221 --> 01:40:13,314
Get away!

1470
01:40:19,102 --> 01:40:22,381
Don't die on me.
Don't die on me again. Christ!

1471
01:40:30,781 --> 01:40:32,908
I would have done, if I were you.

1472
01:40:43,335 --> 01:40:44,745
Well, you ain't him!

1473
01:41:03,981 --> 01:41:05,566
The one you want.

1474
01:41:07,568 --> 01:41:09,562
The one who killed all those people.

1475
01:41:11,238 --> 01:41:14,091
The one that I let fuck up my life.

1476
01:41:15,868 --> 01:41:17,378
Is the same guy,

1477
01:41:18,871 --> 01:41:20,898
who's about to pick up that gun.

1478
01:41:32,509 --> 01:41:34,511
Yeah, him.

1479
01:41:59,578 --> 01:42:00,689
What are you doing?

1480
01:42:00,814 --> 01:42:01,814
It's all right.

1481
01:42:07,044 --> 01:42:08,154
This is for you.

1482
01:42:11,131 --> 01:42:12,449
Holy crap!

1483
01:42:18,472 --> 01:42:20,466
Did you get it from
that store in Honolulu?

1484
01:42:21,266 --> 01:42:22,318
E-Bay.

1485
01:42:24,143 --> 01:42:25,186
E-Bay

1486
01:42:28,774 --> 01:42:30,276
How long you had it?

1487
01:42:32,611 --> 01:42:33,846
Year and a half.

1488
01:42:34,196 --> 01:42:35,806
A year and a half?

1489
01:42:36,073 --> 01:42:38,534
What were you waiting for,
you dumb bastard?

1490
01:42:40,118 --> 01:42:41,337
The right moment.

1491
01:42:48,252 --> 01:42:49,411
Baby you are...

1492
01:42:50,236 --> 01:42:51,771
a man in full.

1493
01:43:08,438 --> 01:43:09,465
Wait a second.

1494
01:43:17,573 --> 01:43:19,133
Let's not do a honeymoon.
I don't need no honeymoon.

1495
01:43:26,957 --> 01:43:28,957
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